coup de foudre

Write drunk, edit sober

pretty much everything about this is funny.

  • Me: I told him about your bag o dicks.
  • Kae: The ol' bag o' dicks! What did he say?
  • Me: He laughed. A lot. I was explaining the parking lot dick fight times, and when Jake, you, and I battled with dicks and Jake ended up hitting me across the face with your yoga mat and I got mad.
  • Kae: I'm going to start calling Ewan Wan(juan)... just because its easier and less syllables.